She’s sitting in front of the TV, what is on the screen?
Joey: some type of drama (csi, goodwife, etc)
Me: Some sort of 1-hour drama. Chuck, Desperate Housewives, The Good Wife. And the list goes on and on...
You’re out to eat, what kind of dressing does she get on her salad?
Joey: she eats my salad which is cesar, but I've seen ranch before on hers.
Me: I don't order salad. But in all fairness, if there is a salad offered, my go to dressing is ranch.
What’s one food she doesn’t like?
Joey: Asparagus (My comment: This is true. I do hate asparagus. It tastes like dirt. Why does anyone like that?)
Me: Sushi. I ate 2 bites once to appease my husband. It was not good. Not good at all.
You go out to eat and have a drink, what does she order?
Joey: Easy, strawberry margarita
Me: I assume we're talking adult beverages, so a strawberry margarita. For the everyday drink it would be Diet Coke, unless they have Diet Dr. Pepper, then, of course, Diet DP.
What shirt size does she have?
Joey: medium (My comment: Hmmm... I'm either fat in his head or he's just not that observant. I'm going with option 2. That makes me feel better.)
Me: X small or small.
What shoe size does she have?
Joey: 7... I think
What’s her favorite type of sandwich?
Me: Ham, cheese, mustard, with Nacho Cheese Doritos (on the sandwich) - on wheat bread.
What would she eat everyday if she could?
Joey: mexican food!!!
Me: Mexican food. Hands down.
What is her favorite cereal?
Joey: fruit loops
Me: Fruit Loops
What would she never wear?
Joey: a bikini (My comment: Touche, Joey. Touche. had I thought of this, this would have been my answer.)
Me: Anything in that window at American Apparel (Inside joke, but true nonetheless.)
What is her favorite sports team?
Me: Really? C'mon people. THE COWBOYS!
What is something she does that you wish she wouldn’t do?
Joey: geez, how much time do we have? hahaha j/k baby! seriously, I'm having a hard time with this one... ok, how bout that thing you do with your fingernails... (My comment: I used to click my nails when I had Acrylic nails. Drove him NUTS!)
Me: Please say laundry. I'll gladly give it up.
What is her heritage?
Joey: Irish? Whitey.
Me: I think it's Irish, but honestly, I'm not really into that stuff.
You bake her a cake, what kind of cake?
Joey: Yellow with chocolate icing (and for the bonus, not whipped icing) (My comment: True, very true. Whipped frosting is of the devil. Jesus loves butter cream frosting; therefor, so do I.)
Me: Yellow cake with chocolate icing. Sprinkles for bonus points.
Did she play sports in high school?
Joey: hahahaha... no (My comment: I love how similar our answers are. LOL)
Me: Ha to the ha ha ha.
What could she spend hours doing?
Joey: snuggling with me
Me: Hmmm... this is a hard one. I mean, I could be on the computer, I could watch TV, I could snuggle with Joey, I could sleep. The possibilities are endless, people.
What is the unique talent that she has?
Joey: that's private. haha no, websites and cooking (My comment: Private? I knew he was gonna get that in here somewhere. LOL. Now, cooking? Wow. I've come along way, haven't I baby?)
Me: I sing.
What is her type of coffee?
Joey: depends, she tends to like what I get, nesspresso (the grey ones) but before that it was Taste of San Antonio.
Me: Starbucks White Chocolate Mocha, non-fat, with whip.
All in all, I think he did pretty good. Well, other than that "medium" answer. I think I'll skip lunch.
*Note: There's nothing wrong with a size medium. I'm being very dramatic, in case you can't tell.