Your daily dose of religious education...

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

During these serious times, people of all faiths should remember these four religious truths:

  1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.
  2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
  3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.
  4. Baptists do not recognize each other at the liquor store.



8 comments:

Megan said...

HILARIOUS. I'm sharing that!

Lindsey said...

Hahahahaha!! That is funny!

Joey said...

and Jew's do not recognize price tags unless it's on sale.

haha, I crack me up.

Grand Pooba said...

Hahaha! I love it!

5. Mormons do not recognize eachother at the grocery store on Sunday.

Jen - Balancing Beauty and Bedlam said...

You are too funny! And I thought this was going to be serious. ;)

Jill said...

Ha Ha... so true! I moved to SA 2.5 weeks ago. So far, I'm loving it!

Aubrey said...

I believe #4 is "I won't tell if you won't"

Kristin said...

NICE!

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