Joey replied, "No, momma bought that for you a while back but never gave it to you because you don't use a nightlight."
Taylor went on about his business and started watching cartoons.
Not two minutes later he walked up to Joey and asked, "Daddy where did that nightlight come from?"
Joey said, "Taylor, I just told you! Momma bought that for you a while back!"
To which Taylor replied, "You didn't tell me that!"
Now, fast forward a few hours to right before bed time. Taylor asked Joey for a bowl of cereal and asked if we had Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Joey told him we did and to go sit down at the table.
When Joey placed Taylor's bowl of cereal in front in him, Taylor, completely shocked, questioned, "We have Cinnamon Toast Crunch? I didn't know we had Cinnamon Toast Crunch!"
Joey laughed and said, "Taylor, I just told you we had Cinnamon Toast Crunch!"
Taylor quickly replied, "No you didn't! You must have said that in your head!"
By now, I'm in the bedroom about to pee my pants I'm laughing so hard and I yell out to Joey, "HE'S YOUR SON!" because I can not tell you how many times Joey has done this to me. There aren't numbers that go that high! I talk, he doesn't hear me, and then he swears that I say these things in my head!!
I'm already beginning to pray for Taylor's sweet (future) wife, who will undoubtedly have a lifetime of "saying things in her head."