It must be someone with a child who doesn't care about Show & Tell.
Or someone with a child who can take the same stuffed animal every week and be perfectly content.
Or maybe someone who's child's school doesn't even have Show & Tell.
Or possibly someone who doesn't even have a child.
Yes, that must be it.
Because it certainly wasn't someone who has a child with the mind of a steel trap like my child. No, I would not have invented a horrid thing like Show & Tell where my precious child insists on bringing a new toy every week to school.
Oh, and it's not just once a week. It's twice a week. Because they can't leave out the kids that only come on Tuesday and Thursday.
And the toy has to DO something, mommy.
And I can't bring THAT toy. I took THAT one on May 23, 2006.
And I can't take THAT one because it doesn't DO anything.
Yes, it's a wonder I make it through it every week with out committing myself to a mental institution over this wonderful event.
Who would join me in starting a petition to ban Show & Tell?