Joey bought me a new Jeep Commander for Christmas.
Santa brought Ashton a new bike for Christmas.
I know how to drive my Jeep Commander.
I thought Ashton knew how to ride her new bike. Well, she knew how to ride it. She didn't know how to stop it.
So she used the tail end of my new Jeep.
After I made sure she was ok, I told her that she always needed to stay in control of her bike and never throw her legs out and scream at the top of her lungs.
"Always keep your feet on the peddles and stay calm," I told her.
"I did Mom. I promise!!" She said with all the attitude of a hormonal sixteen year old.
Sure you did, baby girl. Sure you did.