Until I went to lunch today, I had absolutely nothing for you. The blogging well was dry.
Sure, I could tell you the story of how I almost decapitated my best friends foot with a shopping cart this weekend, but I don't know, I just couldn't get it together. And besides, do you really decapitate a foot? Do you see what I'm up against?
And then I went to lunch. Actually, I went to Toys R Us.
You'd think I would have learned my lesson there, but no. I then went to Best Buy.
Here is where I need some help. Can any of you tell me why it seems that we, the consumers, are the only ones who realize what time of year it is? Uh, that would be Christmas! Biggest shopping season of the year! All I needed to do was make a simple return/exchange and I would be on my way. But instead, I stood in line, Christmas spirit fading by the minute, as I waited behind at least 10 people. All longing to reach the same, lone, incompetent cashier.
Yes, I said it. Incompetent.
You see what happened? Best Buy stole my Christmas cheer.
Darn you Best Buy!