Please don't hate me.
I'm sure you feel neglected, but I promise it's for a good cause. I can't really tell you about it now, but I promise I'll tell you soon. Very soon.
I know I promised till death do we part, in sickness and in health, forsaking all others - wait, that was Joey. But in all fairness, sometimes he DOES think I'm married to you.
Anyway, my point is, I know I haven't spent as much time with you lately but I promise to make it up to you with lots of cute and funny posts real soon.
Maybe even a new button.
And a new link...